Gripe Session

So here's my gripe with the American Idol finale. 1. Archuleta lost. (by the way, I liked both of them about the same all season, and went into the final show thinking: "who ever does best will get my vote." David Cook did okay, but Archuleta was amazing. It should have been his, and it bugs me that it was a popularity contest, all 3 judges said he had the best voice and it's a singing competition.) 2. Um, some of those female singers need to wear longer skirts, and that's all I'm going to say about that. 3. Why was it like 6 hours long? Do we really need to hear George Michael (disgusting) sing a sappy 5 minute song? 4. Why does Paula have to stand up every time that there's a guest performer? I have a theory... she wants to show off how low cut the back of her dress is. 5. And while we're on Paula, does she ever say anything useful? "You're in your truth." What the heck does that mean? 6. Last one on Paula, I promise, why didn't she give Archuleta a standing ovation as well, I think he earned it. 7. Why do they promote those nasty Mike Myers movies. I'm sorry if any of you like that crud, but crass potty-mouth humor does NOT appeal to me. 8. I don't care how good of a singer David Cook is, I DON'T want to see him in his underwear, nastier than his hair. Okay, I'm done. It felt good to get that off my chest.